Goda Ellis

"Have you ever kissed another girl?" "Have you ever been to a prostitute?" "What, you really own porn?" "Why did you want to try it with two guys?" "You’re sure it doesn’t hurt?" "What does a lap dance feel like?" "Who had the biggest penis?" "Who was your best lover?" "Do you fantasise about my friends?" "Ever had an affair?" Everyone in a long-term relationship must ask or answer at least one of these questions at some point in the first year.

We’ll admit we enjoy a lot of odd things once our tongues are loosened, but few women I know have ever said they enjoy being spanked or bossed around — or that they like to dominate their partners. Madonna will. Then again, she’ll do anything for a bit of publicity.